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pal334 65M  
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8/9/2019 4:22 am

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++ Louie, Louie 👅👄😻😲👀


I received this in an email from a friend and thought that Little Louie had some insights that were valuable and hilarious. I doubt they are true, but through the eyes of we can see the world much differently. My Godsons are a source of a lot of fun, with their views of the world events. How about you? Do you enjoy and their perspective on life?

LITTLE LOUIE ON MATH:

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Louie

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little Louie says, 'I have a question for YOU.'

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little Louie replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.'


LITTLE Louie ON MATH:

Little Louie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6', replies Louie.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the fucking difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'


LITTLE Louie ON ENGLISH:

Little Louie goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Louie says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Louie , that's a mouthful.'

Little Louie says, 'No, Miss Rogers; you're thinking of a blowjob.'


LITTLE Louie ON GRAMMAR:

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could
use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded
with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful In it.'

'Very good, Suzie,'replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Louie .

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant', and he said 'Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful!'


LITTLE Louie ON GETTING OLDER:

Little Louie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ', you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little Louie replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

Little Louie answered, 'No; he minded his own fucking business.


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8/9/2019 4:24 am

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Bobbilly680 49M
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8/9/2019 4:38 am

lol Those are .


freetobeme9569 49F  
63 posts
8/9/2019 5:45 am

Little Louie sounds a lot like me


Oralrapter69 59M  
181 posts
8/9/2019 5:58 am

LOL........


LetsGetStarte06 59M
12 posts
8/9/2019 6:00 am

Those were all so funny. Great start to my day! Thanks for sharing!


scott6250 56M
21235 posts
8/9/2019 7:07 am

Very funny my friend.

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


Tmptrzz 56F  
62318 posts
8/9/2019 4:17 pm

These were priceless, thanks for the laughs today, got to love Little Louie. I hope your day has been a good one and your weekend even better..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


sweet_VM 61F  
80202 posts
8/9/2019 4:59 pm

Good one. Ty for making my day hugs V

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misskissin 55F  
79096 posts
8/9/2019 5:10 pm

OMG I love these!!! Thanks for sharing Pal!


Annie_V 49F  
2335 posts
8/9/2019 5:48 pm

I particularly liked the "beautiful " one.
That one i can totally believe
thanks for the laughs

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